January 2011
58 posts
Naw,but for real...
Kids are not for me. I love my niece to death but I don’t do crying babies. I won’t be having kids. Ever. And even my sisters are lame. Everything is about the baby. One of them makes sense she had the baby, but the other is just obsessed but rightly so she spends a lot of time helping. I kind of feel like I’m missing a lot but at the same time I’m just now getting to the...
I want my laptop to be fixed already...
There are so many projects and other various things that I need to work on and not having my laptop working is hindering that. Ugh. I am the most motivated I’ve been in years and the one thing I need to begin my journey is not available. DAMN YOU INTERNETS!
I want a jumpsuit!
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One thing I miss about "the boy"
…is fighting with him.
We used to get in the dumbest arguments,but after…..
*drools*
I would pick fights with him for no reason sometimes.
Other than that he was lame. He still is. I’m not angry anymore. I wish him the best and hope he’s happy. I just hope the next guy has a bigger dick and better head.
If you had the opportunity to get revenge, would...
simplyxd:
Yes. It’s the sweetest joy next to Chipotle. That’s what Pac said, right?
Ask Freely.
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Its a period joke. Its a period, period joke.
just for gits and shiggles: Maybelline tests their... →
marfmellow:
sixfourthree:
downtownswingin:
I will no longer support them with my money.
Edit: Looks like Cover Girl is on the same boat.
There are a ton of mainstream companies that still test on animals; however, there are plenty who don’t. Here’s a great website that lists cruelty-free…
I bet they all look glam though.
And I eat burger and Lash Stilletto in my favorite...
REAL SHIT.
I cannot walk in heels for SHIT!
I own heels but I can never wear them.
2 reasons:
1. I’m told I’m a size 11 but I think I’m a 10 Wide.
2. I rather look cute and put together in some flats than cute and sloppy as fuck. Don’t nobody(double negative) wanna sloppy bitch. Well correction don’t no respectable person want a sloppy bitch. lol.
That fantastic moment when you find some herb...
keekeers:
cupidvalentino1977:
apply appropiate GIF here…..
CHURCH ROCK!
I want someone to photoshop a picture of octomom...
Reblog if you have a BlackBerry.
Fucking drugs.
A little more than a month ago I went to the doctor about possibly having depression. He rambled. I answered a few questions. He rambled some more and I still have no fucking clue what is going on with me. So the doc puts me on some drug the produce more serotonin. So I took it one time and I felt like a muthafuckin crackhead. I was anixous and figgidity and just scared. So my mom advises that I...
gabifresh:
I’m getting super bored with street style fashion, especially on tumblr. Everyone’s trying so hard to look different that they all look the same.
Amen!
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Dear sir,
I no longer have time for you. I’ve accepted the fact that you and I were not meant to be together and I’m glad I’ve come to this realization because you aren’t worth my time. So consider this my resignation as your fall back chick. Continue to fuck basic South Bend chicks that aren’t even a 1/4 of the woman I am. Thanks for the head.
Sincerely,
This bitch
Dear Girls of Tumblr,
You are really starting to piss me off.
It is one thing to admire someone for their beauty,but it is another thing to tear yourself down because of it. I am so sick of some of the people I follow that constantly reblog pictures and add “Oh I wish I looked like her.” , “Why don’t I look like this?”
Stop it.
There is nothing wrong with any of you. No one is...
I wake early in the morning
plussized:
to watch Rugrats, then knock the fuck out again.
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”
We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my...
Yes please.